Pomp and Circumstance

I finally got my hair cut yesterday, and it looks good! For years I have let my hair grow into a mass of split ends, hanging down to the bottom of my shoulder blades. As I have grown increasingly tired of the frizzy mess, not to mention that it is thinning — alas that we mortals must slowly wither and die, some of us growing bald in the meanwhile — the time was long overdue for it to have been cut short. I almost went to Bishops, but then I saw a place called Do or Dye down the street and decided to eschew yet another chain in favor of supporting an independent business. Since I have no real concept of hairstyles I gave the beautician Sissi free rein to do as she saw fit, the result being a pompadour! It looks great, up or down, so I hereby refer anyone in the Portland, Oregon area who may actually read this act of exhibitionism to go to Do or Dye on E. Burnside & 28th. Pictures are forthcoming.